- rapist: hey im gonna rape u
- girl: swiper no swiping
- rapist: damn it
everyone’s getting into relationships and you know what im getting? some more food brb
interviewer: any special talents?
me:
- my friend: i met a guy
- me: i just started a new tv show
- 1/4 of tumblr: OH MY GOD GUYS THEY ARE GOING TO BUY TUMBLR
- 1/4 of tumblr: OH MY GOD THEY BOUGHT TUMBLR AND ARE GOING TO CHANGE EVERYTHING
- 1/4 of tumblr: WHO THE FUCK CARES, THEY AREN'T CHANGING ANYTHING ANYWAYS
- 1/4 of tumblr: yo wtf how is this fucking site 1.1billion dollars we literally post porn and doctor who all day
